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Rise of The Pimp-Slappin’ Daddy-O’s from Planet X-6-9
Greetings, Earthlings. Or, if I may speak in the vernacular of those who roam the galaxy in a decidedly groovy fashion, what’s cookin’, cats and […]
The Stroking Simulancer of Nomricon
In the year 2135, on the fringes of the infinitesimal spiral galaxy known as Nomricon, a peculiar device lay hidden in the wreckage of an […]
Taking Back Patriotism
In today’s polarized America, the symbols of patriotism — once shared with pride across the political spectrum — have become battlegrounds for ideological supremacy. The […]
Belief as a Backup Plan: Faith Shouldn’t Be a Gamble
So, I’m on X (formerly known as Twitter) today and some broad drops this old chestnut: she believes in God “just in case” He’s real. […]
That Time Valerie Solanas Shot Andy Warhol (With a Gun)
On June 3, 1968, the art world was shaken by a dramatic event that seemed almost too intense for reality. Valerie Solanas, a radical feminist […]
Odor of Destiny: The Fart That Consumed The Earth
Once upon a time, in the great cosmic comedy club that is the universe, a fart was dealt. Then smelt. It wasn’t just any fart, […]
Philosophical Pop-Tards® and The Evil Toaster of Doom
In the grocery store, there was a particular shelf that hosted a peculiar civilization—a collection of Pop-Tards® living in their boxes. Not to be confused […]
Thinspiration vs. Body Positivity: Weighing the Double Standard
As publisher of SCREW, I have a front-row seat to the messy dance between provocative content and public opinion. The past few years (perhaps since […]
Swiped-Right Into The Darkness
Seth Walker had always seen himself as a romantic. An artist lost in the haze of existentialism, he had dabbled in love, only to find […]