In the heart of a quaint, shadowy hamlet known as Sanguine Notch, where every whisper and rumor felt as though it belonged to a bygone […]
Author: Phil Pseudonym
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Not Phil Italiano.
Rise of The Pimp-Slappin’ Daddy-O’s from Planet X-6-9
Greetings, Earthlings. Or, if I may speak in the vernacular of those who roam the galaxy in a decidedly groovy fashion, what’s cookin’, cats and […]
The Stroking Simulancer of Nomricon
In the year 2135, on the fringes of the infinitesimal spiral galaxy known as Nomricon, a peculiar device lay hidden in the wreckage of an […]
Odor of Destiny: The Fart That Consumed The Earth
Once upon a time, in the great cosmic comedy club that is the universe, a fart was dealt. Then smelt. It wasn’t just any fart, […]
Philosophical Pop-Tards® and The Evil Toaster of Doom
In the grocery store, there was a particular shelf that hosted a peculiar civilization—a collection of Pop-Tards® living in their boxes. Not to be confused […]
Nothing to Ear but Ear Itself…
In the quaint town of Echo Valley, political discourse had reached new heights — or rather, depths. The town council had recently decreed that all […]
Beneath the Laurels: The Naked (and Very Gay) Truth Behind the Olympics
In the grand tapestry of history, few threads are as richly colored and as darkly shaded as the tale of the ancient Olympics. One might […]
Kick that Fucking Door Down: Why America Needs Kamala Harris
I can’t help but reflect on the prospect of Kamala Harris potentially becoming the first female President of the United States. The notion of breaking […]
MDMA and The Seductive Symphony of Serotonin
Where neon lights cast a kaleidoscope of colors and the relentless beat of music reverberates through crowded streets, MDMA, colloquially known as ecstasy, E, or […]
Sculpting Light and Shadow: The Provocative Journey of Robert Mapplethorpe
Robert Mapplethorpe, a figure as notorious as he is revered in the annals of contemporary art, was born into a world that would both shape […]
