Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? This seems to be a topic near and dear to Donald Trump’s heart, because he repeatedly tells this inane story at his rally whenever he goes off the tele-prompter.
“Electric Avenue” song parody performed by Patrick Fitzgerald.
—SM
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