I don’t know if I’d go so far as to call this an “ATTACK”. I mean, come on, the dude took his hat, and he asked for it back TWICE before slapping him to next Tuesday — the scheduled time to return the hat. I don’t think I’d take Bradley Martyn’s hat, not even on a dare. That’s not to say StableRonaldo is ballsy or anything, but rather, kind of dumb.
He gave it right back though. #FAFO
The moral of the story is: don’t fuck around with a middle-aged man trying to cover-up his hair loss if he’s bigger than you.
—PP
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