(WELLS, NV) — During the month of May, America’s longest-serving legal brothel owner is offering half-priced services to adult virgin males over the age of 21. Madam Bella Cummins, proprietor of Bella’s Hacienda Ranch, will honor the discount for any virgin man who presents a letter from his psychiatrist, psychologist, or licensed therapist stating that the virgin experiences distress due to his sexual situation. This initiative aims to alleviate the anxiety-inducing condition of adult virginity and raise awareness about the stigmatizing issue.
“Adult virginity is far more common than most people might expect,” said Cummins. “According to surveys conducted within the past ten years, over half of adults aged 18-24 and 18% of those aged 25-29 are still virgins. That means nearly 6 million people in the U.S. age 25-29 are adult virgins. If even half of them are not virgins by choice, we have literally millions of adults, many of them being men, struggling to have their first sexual encounter. That’s a veritable epidemic of adult virginity.”
“The stress and anxiety adult virgins suffer as a result of their inability to manifest their first sexual encounter can be significant and debilitating. In my 38 years as a brothel owner, I’ve seen thousands of adult virgins enter my establishment dejected and despairing.”
“In today’s world, where more and more men are raised in a culture dominated by apps and socially isolating technology, navigating social situations becomes increasingly challenging for them. It’s crucial to provide a safe and private environment where virgin men can receive guidance through their first sexual experience and enjoy a pressure-free setting that will help prepare them for a healthy sexual future. My licensed brothel offers precisely such an environment.”
The madam understands that there is no medical way to physically prove that a man is a virgin, so she is asking that the virgin’s mental health professional provide a letter validating the gentleman’s troubled condition. Cummins’ brothel prioritizes client privacy and maintains strict discretion in its operations.
Cummins also notes that, in a legal brothel, adult virgins don’t have to worry about contracting sexually transmitted diseases because the courtesans operating out of Bella’s Hacienda are tested weekly for gonorrhea and chlamydia, and monthly for HIV and syphilis. Condoms are also mandatory for all sexual acts. These legal safeguards ensure that all customers can enjoy a worry-free and healthy experience.
“The safest place for an adult virgin to experience sex for the first time is in the stress-free environment of a legal brothel, where compassionate and nonjudgmental sex workers offer empathy and intimacy to individuals who may require an intermediary step before integrating into the sexually active community,” she said.
“It’s my hope that this offer helps many more men enjoy an untroubled and memorable sexual debut.”
Since the early 1970’s, Nevada has been the only state in the U.S. to legalize prostitution in the form of licensed and regulated brothels.
For more information visit the Bella’s Hacienda Ranch website.
— SM
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