The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) has released its updated list of slang terms for cocaine for 2024, so next time you text your dealer for an 8-ball you can be hip to what not to say to sound like a fucking NARC.
Here they are in alphabetical order:
777; A-1; All-American Drug; Angel Powder; Angie; Animals; Audi; Aunt Nora; Azucar; Baby Powder; Barrato; Basuco; Bazooka; Beach; Belushi (mixed with heroin); Bernie’s Flakes; Bernie’s Gold Dust; Big Bloke; Big C; Big Flake; Big Rush; Billie Hoke; Bird; Birdie Powder; Blanca Nieves; Blanco; Blast; Blizzard; Blonde; Blocks; Blow; BMW; Bobo; Bolitas; Bolivian Marching Powder; Bombita (mixed with heroin); Bouncing Powder; Brisa; C-Dust; Caca; Cadillac; California Pancakes; Calves; Candy; Car; Carney; Carrie Nation;
Cars; Case; Cebolla; Cecil; Cement; Charlie; Chevy; Cheyenne; Chinos; Chiva; Clear Kind; Clear Tires; Coca; Coca-Cola; Cocazo; Coconut; Coke; Cola; Colorado; Connie; Cookie; Crow; Crusty Treats; Cuadro; Death Valley; Designer Jeans; Devil’s Dandruff; Diente; Dienton; Dona Blanca; Double Bubble; Dove; Dream; Dulces; Duracell; Dust; Escama; Escorpino; Falopa; Fish (liquid cocaine); Flake; Flea Market Jeans; Florida Snow; Flour; Food; Foolish Powder; Fox; Freeze; Friskie Powder; Frula; Gabacho; Galaxy; Gallos; Gato; Gift of the Sun;
Gin; Girl; Girlfriend; Glad Stuff; Gold Dust; Green Gold; Gringa; Grout; Gueros; Guitar; Hamburger; Happy Dust; Happy Powder; Happy Trails; Heaven; Heaven Dust; Henry VIII; Hooter; Hundai; Hunter; Icing; Inca Message; Izzy; Jam; Jeep; Jelly; John Deere; Joy Flakes; Joy Powder; Junk; King’s Habit; Kordell; Lady; Lady Snow; Late Night; Lavada; Leaf; Line; Loaf; Love Affair; Maca Flour; Mama Coca; Mandango; Maradona; Mayo; Melcocha; Mercedes; Milk; Milonga; Mojo; Mona Lisa; Mosquitos; Movie Star Drug; Mujer; Napkin;
Nieve; Niña; Nose Candy; Nose Powder; Old Lady; Oyster Stew; Paint; Paloma; Palomos; Pantalones; Papas; Paradise; Paradise White; Parrot; Pearl; Pedrito; Perico; Peruvian; Peruvian Flake; Peruvian Lady; Pescado; Pez; Philly; Pillow; Pimp; Pollo; Polvo; Powder; Powder Diamonds; Puritain; Queso Blanco; Racehorse Charlie; Rambo; Refresco; Refrescas; Reindeer Dust; Rims; Rocky Mountain; Rolex; Rooster; Scale; Schmeck; Schoolboy; Scorpion; Scottie; Seed; Serpico; Sierra; Shirt; Ski Equipment; Sleigh Ride; Snow; Snow Bird;
Snow Cone; Snow White; Snowball; Snowflake; Society High; Soda; Soditas; Soft; Space (mixed with PCP); Speedball (mixed with heroin); Stardust; Star Spangled Powder; Studio Fuel; Suave; Sugar; Superman; Sweet Stuff; Talco; Talquito; Tamales; Taxi; Tecate; Teenager; Teeth; Tequila; Thunder; Tire; Tonto; Toot; Tortes; Toyota; T-Shirts; Turkey; Tutti-Frutti; Vaquita; Wash; Wet; Whack (mixed with PCP); White; White Bitch;
White Cross; White Girl; White Goat; White Horse; White Lady; White Mercedes Benz; White Mosquito; White Paint; White Powder; White Root; White Shirt; White T; Whitey; Whiz Bang; Wings; Wooly; Work; Yayo; Yeyo; Yoda; and Zip
PUBLISHER’S NOTE: Unfortunately, “College-Girl Catnip” and “Mystical Magical Leg-Spreading Pussy Potion” didn’t make this year’s list, but maybe that’s a good thing. Oh, wait.
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—SM
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