Never have I ever used the term, “making a clean breast of”. Honestly, I thought I was making up a funny title only to discover it’s actually an established idiom. ‘To make a clean breast of’ something means to tell the truth about something or someone, or to speak honestly about something that was previously lied about. For instance, if Donald Trump, in his current criminal trial — the first ever criminal trial of a former president — comes clean on the fact that he really did have sexual relations with Stormy Daniels, he will have thus, made a clean breast of it.
Speaking of breasts…
I like big tits. But I like small tits, too. I hate when people ask me my preference because I’ve never really had one for tit size. I’m happy with any tit I can git, I guess. I do, however, have a preference for super-skinny chicks whose breasts tend to skew smaller (if they have any at all). Not sure why I prefer skinny chicks, but that’s not to say I don’t like thicker chicks. I like them, too. And they tend to have bigger tits. So there.
“I have given women tits to make suckers out of men.”
— God, Lactations 21:12
What does throw me off though is thicker chicks with small tits. I feel like tits should protrude at least as much as, if not more than, the ass. Otherwise, it just feels like something is off. Perhaps the Feng Shui or whatever. That tracks with the skinny chicks, too, as most of them have little to no ass. A skinny chick with big tits though, that’s perfect. More so if they’re all-natural. If they’re fake, they should at least look natural (like under-the-muscle) and not like those big, round, low-budget stripper titties you get done cheap in Mexico (or Miami).
But who am I to complain? No one. I’m “just sayin'” — because when you’re “just sayin'” it cancels out everything you just said so as to not have to take any responsibility for any it. All women are beautiful, regardless of their body style and titty combo. I guess, you could say they each have their own identitty and that’s what makes them so.
That said, I’m just making a clean breast of …breasts.
— P.
This week’s featured art is “Funny Nude 3” by artist Colin Marson of Dunfermline, Scotland. (The same place industrialist steel magnate Andrew Carnegie was from.) You can find Colin’s art on eBay and on Saatchi Art.
Publisher
As a child my mother said to me, ‘If you grow up to be a soldier, you will become a general. If you grow up to be a monk, you will become the Pope.’ Instead, I grew up to be a degenerate, and now I’m publisher of SCREW.
