And The Words of The Prophets Were Written on the Bathroom Stalls…

It’s a question as old as time itself, first asked by Adam in the Garden of Eden, then pondered by Aristotle in 380-something BC; from Jesus to King Henry VIII, from Julius Caesar to William Jefferson Clinton and Donald John Trump, from Caligula to O.J., Shakespeare to Simon & Garfunkel to Swagasaurus Rex…

Romeo battled with it when he met Juliet, Marc Antony with Cleopatra; Sid, before he whacked Nancy; Harry, when he met Sally; Dan Gallagher (played by Michael Douglas) when Alex Forrest (played by Meryl Streep) murdered his kid’s rabbit; David Addison and Maddie Hayes when they were Moonlighting; Hank Moody and Karen when they were Californicating; and Rizzoli & Isles when they were dyking out…

It’s the one question that tries men’s souls…

Why. Oh Why.
DO. Them. Bitches.
Always. Gotta Be. Trip’n?

Artist Unknown

…and is that a sprinkle donut or an everything bagel?

I happened across this beautiful work of modern art de la salle de bain in a Pilot men’s room off I-75 near Knoxville, TN. It’s mixed media, Sharpie on high-impact plastic finished with a fine sheen of urine. Prints are available on canvas for $50 + shipping. Email me.

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