Obi-Diddley: “Who’s Your Only Hope?”

SING ALONG WITH SCREW!
Sung to the tune of “Who Do You Love?” by Bo Diddley

I rode 47 miles to Mos Eisley
I got a womp rat tail for a necktie
I got new landspeeder parked outside
Seats made outta Bantha hide
I got new lightsaber on my belt
under my Jawa robe
Now come on take a walk Princess Leia

Tell me, who’s your only Hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?

I use the Force, control your mind,
These two droids, aren’t yours, they’re mine

Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?

Hyperspeed to the DeathStar on a Millenium whip,
Don’t tell me the odds, cuz it ain’t round trip.

Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?

The Dark side dark, but the Force is blue,
Down the platform, lightsabers flew,
Vader hit me, somebody screamed,
But I disabled the tractor beam.

Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?

Heard my voice as they flew away,
I said, “May The Force Be with You Always.”

Who’s your only hope?
Who’s your only hope?

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