Donald Trump Speaks Jive

In his speech to the Black Conservative Foundation in Columbia, SC, tonight, FORMER President Donald Trump suggested that his four criminal indictments across three jurisdictions — for a grand total of 91 felony charges — makes him down with the Black voters.

“And then I got indicted a second time, and a third time and a fourth time, and a lot of people said that that’s why the Black people like me, because they have been hurt so badly and discriminated against and they actually viewed me as being discriminated against…”

Give him a minute and he’ll be talking about his three baby mamas and how the cops follow HIM everywhere he goes, too — and how no one knows what it’s like to be black in America more than Donald Trump (in the third person).

Shiiiittttt.
(“Golly!)

— P

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