Taking Back Patriotism
- Phil Italiano
- 08/22/2024
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Rise of The Pimp-Slappin’ Daddy-O’s from Planet X-6-9
- Phil Pseudonym
- 08/25/2024
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The Down-Low on the Decade of Debauchery (Or, How We Got to ‘Here’)
- Phil Pseudonym
- 07/05/2024
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Belief as a Backup Plan: Faith Shouldn’t Be a Gamble
- Phil Italiano
- 08/20/2024
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So, I'm on X (formerly known as Twitter) today and some broad drops this old chestnut: she believes in God "just in case" He’s real. In other words, she's hedging…
That Time Valerie Solanas Shot Andy Warhol (With a Gun)
- Chenille Dubois
- 08/19/2024
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On June 3, 1968, the art world was shaken by a dramatic event that seemed almost too intense for reality. Valerie Solanas, a radical feminist with a fierce and uncompromising…
Odor of Destiny: The Fart That Consumed The Earth
- Phil Pseudonym
- 08/15/2024
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Once upon a time, in the great cosmic comedy club that is the universe, a fart was dealt. Then smelt. It wasn’t just any fart, oh no. It was the…
Philosophical Pop-Tards® and The Evil Toaster of Doom
- Phil Pseudonym
- 08/13/2024
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In the grocery store, there was a particular shelf that hosted a peculiar civilization—a collection of Pop-Tards® living in their boxes. Not to be confused with their more famous cousins,…
Thinspiration vs. Body Positivity: Weighing the Double Standard
- Phil Italiano
- 08/13/2024
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As publisher of SCREW, I have a front-row seat to the messy dance between provocative content and public opinion. The past few years (perhaps since the made-for-TV flop Starving in…